If Microsoft Made Pens

I attended a Microsoft event in October where they gave out promotional swag, including a cute little pen with a Windows logo on it. Now I don't mean to be a serial party-pooper, but today, after having used the pen a few dozen times to jot down market lists and to-do's, it froze. Dead. No ink on page, just a deep trough in the paper where an "a" should have been.

Unfortunately, the pen did not have a control, alt or delete button on it. But, like other Microsoft products, my wife quipped "Damnit" and threw it across the room.