Houston, we have a Problem

Ever wonder why kids these days seem just a bit more messed up than usual?

I came across this toy in a Target newspaper ad. Here's some of the specs

• Luxurious SUV party limo decked out with glitz and glam
• Includes working lights, a beverage bar, fancy seats and a real hot tub
• Limo top really pops up
• For ages 6 and up

6 and up? When I was 6, I was skidding out on my Big Wheel and watching Emergency! Squad 51 -- not getting jiggy with Barbie and her friends in an Escalade jacuzzi drinking Apple martinis.